You're a Real Kiwi When...
by Justin Brown
Hurricane Press, 2009, hardcover, 110pp

This is one of the best New Zealand books I have ever read.  It's an easy and insightful guide to the average Kiwi bloke and sheila.

Each page of You're a Real Kiwi When... has a short and sweet statement of what makes a real Kiwi.  Like:

You're a Real Kiwi When....

• You still put Cheezels on your fingers
• You've smuggled booze into a one-dayer
• You hunt your own bacon on Sunday mornings
• You still get Neil and Tim Finn mixed up

As well, in the bottom right hand corner of the page is a cartoon Kiwi ( for those who just like to flick through a book!).