Kiwi Willy Wash
Kiwi Willy Wash is for all those blokes who wanna have a bit of fun in the shower.
This New Zealand Shower Gel carries the following ditty on the label:
A willy to be proud of,
should be bright and sparkling clean.
Don't worry if it's small or large,
Don't worry if it's small or large,
as long as it has a gleam.
It should be nice and smooth to the
touch - completely smelly free.
Should you need to bring it out,
It should be nice and smooth to the
touch - completely smelly free.
Should you need to bring it out,
quite unexpectedly.
Use this Kiwi Willy Wash,
Use this Kiwi Willy Wash,
each morning and at night.
So, if you bring your willy out,
So, if you bring your willy out,
it'll be shiny, clean and bright.
What more could I possibly add???!!!!
Oh and by the way, guys say the Willy Wash has a good smell and works well. :-)
