For the Sheep Shagger in your midst, we have the New Zealand Sheep Shagger Can Cooler.  A Sheep Shagger gets mighty thirsty, so I hear, so a Sheep Shagger Can Cooler ( also known as a stubbie holder) would be the ideal gift. 

The New Zealand Sheep Shagger Can Cooler shows a Kiwi doing the shagging.  And everyone looks satisfied with the arrangement.

The Sheep Shagger Can Cooler is made from neoprene to keep cans and bottles cool.